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Sardar Ki Journey Panjab se America tak

Sardar made a call to airport.
Asked, "How long is the journey from Punjab to America ?"
Receptionist: "One second Sir.."
Sardar: "Ok, thank you"

 Kirpya Call Mat Kijiye

Sardar goes 2 a petrol pump sees a board ` don`t use Mobile here` Sardar picks his mobile, calls evryone from his phone n says `DON`T CALL ME NOW ...

M.B.B.S 

"MBBS
Final Exam"


Question: Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her
"PU _ S _"


Only few intelligent students like me
wrote "PULSE"..

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.

Husband: (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or file name.

Wife: But I told you in the morning

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found…

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied…

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters…

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.

Husband: It’s by Default.

Wife: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use… Try after some time.

Wife: What is my value in the family.

Husband: Unknown Virus.

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Munna Ki Cigrate

Munna : Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Munna Ki Time Machine

Ek patient Munna Bhai k paas aaya, Munna nay uss ka chek-up kiya aur bola

Munna : Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient : Meray pass kitna time hai.
Munna : Dus (10)
Patient : Kya Dus…. Minute….. Ghantay………. Din……?
Munna : No (9), Aath (, Saat (7),…….

Munna Bhai Doctor

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.